The Mud Boy.

Okay, so everyone must know about Artemis Fowl. If you don't you live in a hole with no way to the outside world, just sayin'.

The Mud Boy is 15 now and has just gone through The Atlantis Complex. Holly says he's 'nice' and 'kind' now, but I still fail to believe that, the world must be ending if that ever happens!

Little Arty here, has done some bad things to the people in the past, y'know, kidnap a L.E.P. officer, steal some fairy gold, use us.. blah blah blah. He has also done some good stuff to benefit all of us too, capture Opal (twice), save some demons, kill some trolls... yada yada yada, you all know the story.

So, anyway,there has been a rumour.... That, Little Arty and Major Holly Short.... may... be...in love!

That's right, BIG rumour in Haven at the moment. Holly is sooo gonna' kill me when she reads this, but hey, good gossip never lies. ;)

Well, that's all for now as, 5,4,3,2,1... Yep there's a really mad Holly banging on my Ops. door.

Gotta run (laterally)

~ Foaly, amazing super genius, that is the best at everything.

<--- Artemis Fowl II, other genius who has found fairy civilization.