More on.. Me! (Foaly)

Kso, I've told you some on Artemis Fowl II and Major Holly Short (more to come, don't worry) but you probably no nothing on me.

I am the FANTASTIC Foaly (just sayin', I'm fantastic) I work at the L.E.P., along with Holly S., I am the technician who controlls ALL the security, techno stuff, and inventions which help out Haven, Its tiring work. **sighs**

I am very appreciated in my work habits as I have not messed up with my invention once, fine, once I have when my prob messed up when hi-jacked by Turnball Root, but that was once! don't hold it against me.

Anyway, I am a genius, some say I'm not as smart as human Artemis Fowl II , not saying, Holly, names, Holly, but it's, Holly. while others are like "Foaly! You are soo smart and soo amazing that you should be promoted and you are way smarter than the Mud-boy" Okay, okay fine no one says that, but hey! I'm still smart.

Some people also say I'm paranoid, but I don't think so, I just had this tin-foil hat to keep the humans away, look how well that worked... I'm not that paranoid... I think...

I have a wife and kids now, who I love dearly, not gonna give you so much info on them as, I don't want the evil monsters (yep, i have researched there are evil monsters in the world) to eat them.

Anyway, I've gotta get back to work,

until my next update,

~Foaly, amazing super genius, that is the best at everything

<--- Me, ain't I awesome?

Holly Short

Holly Short is one of the best LEPrecon officers we have. She has saved/caused many events in Haven within her recon years.

Yes, she is super close to human genius, Artemis Fowl, which may make you ask yourself

Something going on with those two?

So I went to investigate:

I went through her messages with the Mud Boy. (Shh, don't tell her!)
And this is what I got;

So, you decide, Relationship or Not.

Well, Troubles on my tail to get off my 'horsey butt' as he puts it.

'till later,

~Foaly, amazing super genius, that is the best at everything.

The Mud Boy.

Okay, so everyone must know about Artemis Fowl. If you don't you live in a hole with no way to the outside world, just sayin'.

The Mud Boy is 15 now and has just gone through The Atlantis Complex. Holly says he's 'nice' and 'kind' now, but I still fail to believe that, the world must be ending if that ever happens!

Little Arty here, has done some bad things to the people in the past, y'know, kidnap a L.E.P. officer, steal some fairy gold, use us.. blah blah blah. He has also done some good stuff to benefit all of us too, capture Opal (twice), save some demons, kill some trolls... yada yada yada, you all know the story.

So, anyway,there has been a rumour.... That, Little Arty and Major Holly Short.... may... be...in love!

That's right, BIG rumour in Haven at the moment. Holly is sooo gonna' kill me when she reads this, but hey, good gossip never lies. ;)

Well, that's all for now as, 5,4,3,2,1... Yep there's a really mad Holly banging on my Ops. door.

Gotta run (laterally)

~ Foaly, amazing super genius, that is the best at everything.

<--- Artemis Fowl II, other genius who has found fairy civilization.